Jokes V9M52

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Sent by Summaiyah Owais Mukati Al Badar School

Teacher: "Amy, what do you call the outside of a tree?"

Student: "No idea teacher."

Teacher: (angrily): "Bark Amy!"

Student: "Bow-wow."

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A man in a hotel: "Waiter, there is a dead fly in by bean soup."

Waiter: "Oh, the hot soup must have killed it, sir."

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Teacher: "How many letters are there in A.B.C.D?"

Student: "Four"

Teacher: "I meant the complete set, not just A.B.C.D."

Student: "52"

Teacher: "What? How?"

Student: "Lower case 26 and upper case 26."

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Interviewer: "Do you think you can handle a variety of work?"

Candidate: "Yes I think so. I have worked in 10 different places in the last three month."

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My boss walked past my desk and asked me: "Why are you not working?"

I replied: "Because I never saw you coming sir."

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Employee: "I got to have a salary increment. Three other companies are after me."

Boss: "Really? Which are the three companies?"

Employee: "The electrical company, the telephone company and the gas company."